Sunday, March 9, 2008

Jigaboo Canoe

This weekend was really kind of disappointing, but at the same time really fun. Friday night I hung out with Brian and Luke all afternoon and played poker at Luke's while Brian finished doing some laundry. Afterwards (at around 10) I went to Zach's apartment, but he was out of town so it was just the regular dudes hangin' out.
Saturday I had to work 1-6, then I went to Brian's. We ordered those new pizza mia's from pizza hut, they were pretty good for $5. We had a few friends stop by and played a couple drinking games before some of us went to Irma's toga party. We obviously weren't wearing togas because it was like 20 degrees out, are you kidding me? So as we were walkin up to the place I noticed there was like 25-30 african-american males just standing outside in the yard/driveway. "Man they aint gon' let you in like dat boi!" said the negro. "Yeah man, no toga no party man!" said the other fair-skinned negro. "Uh, okay well I'm the guest of honor...watch me," I said right before I just opened the door and walked in with 4 of my friends right behind me, shutting the door after the last one had entered. Just like that. Apparently they didn't want black people at their party. Racist? Maybe. Understandable? Yes. The only thing is that right as we walked in we were pretty much stuck because this place had exceeded the number of people unfortunate enough to be crammed into an apartment this size. Pretty sure it was a big-time fire hazard. So we didn't stick around for more than 15 minutes, if that. This party had "busted" written all over it, and I didn't see one person in sight drinking (later I found out that the keg was downstairs with about 5 people doing keg stands, 1 of whom was Jon U...go figure). Which makes no sense, why would there only be 5 people hanging out by the keg at a kegger? I'm utterly perplexed, but at the same time I didn't really care, I just wanted to get out of there. So we went back to Brian's after being gone for a whole 20 mins, and we actually ended up having a little party over there, I had a lot of fun. I got to see a bunch of kids I hadn't seen in a while so that was good.
I didn't go home until pretty much 5:30 a.m. and I slept until 2 p.m. Then I watched Stuck On You but I fell asleep watching that too so I slept until about 4 p.m. which gave me just enough time to shower before work at 5.
Irma called in to work today, so I didn't get off at 10 like I was supposed to. I ended up staying till 12 because I felt obligated to cover for her. At work I found out that that the gang of jigaboos (blacks) had migrated over to Zach's apartment because the usual people were back over there hangin out and whatnot. Well, one of these nig-nogs stole Zach's iPod when they took out...and they wonder why they aren't welcome in groups larger than 3 in most people's homes.
And now I have to be at work in 8 hours.
Sweet Jesus.
I am not racist btw...I just like racial slurs.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, you said jigaboo!

Actually, that's kind of weird, because I said it about 40 times yesterday, when I hadn't said it in a long time.

Jon D. said...

hahahaha that's awesome.
I take it you're going to be at beerfest will all the LCC cats.